I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
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So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
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Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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