No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
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I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
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