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hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word

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(248): hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word http://tfl.nu/bxy9

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I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.

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(517): I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house. http://tfl.nu/y6v5

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i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"

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(706): i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!" http://tfl.nu/rg7b

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The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.

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(916): The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless. http://tfl.nu/34a1

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(319): View more from Iowa

Heyyyy darlin are you busy?

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Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.

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(319): Heyyyy darlin are you busy? (1-319): Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night. http://tfl.nu/pwb0

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture

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Glad to see your being a lady about this

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(336): I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture (1-336): Glad to see your being a lady about this http://tfl.nu/pcgd

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.

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(717): I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into. http://tfl.nu/2oug

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(201): View more from New Jersey

So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...

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(201): So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone... http://tfl.nu/fbxy

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(586): View more from Michigan

It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.

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(586): It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying. http://tfl.nu/5saj

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(714): View more from California

I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.

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(714): I am "lost the control of my head" high right now. http://tfl.nu/ruo5

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Love me.

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GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.

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Just for one nugget?

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(508): Love me. (781): GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS. (508): Just for one nugget? http://tfl.nu/9y03

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Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?

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(805): Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered? http://tfl.nu/tgh3

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(850): View more from Florida

If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now

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(850): If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now http://tfl.nu/v3ja

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(602): View more from Arizona

i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr

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truly a win in your book

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(602): i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr (480): truly a win in your book http://tfl.nu/95qe

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(719): View more from Colorado

Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall

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(719): Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall http://tfl.nu/gilf

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