I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So much rum. So many feels.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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