am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
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