If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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