the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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