Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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