girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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