So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
she pinky promised me she was 18
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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