Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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