Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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