If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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