Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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