Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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