i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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