It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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