it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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