I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Randomize
