TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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