so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
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Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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