seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
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