i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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