I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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