OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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