i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I need to wash the frat house off of me
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
Randomize
