Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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