I must be too annoying 4 u.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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