Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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