Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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