Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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