can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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