I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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