Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
3 2 1 whiskey
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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