I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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