People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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