You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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