yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
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