Fuck appropriateness.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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