Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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