I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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