You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
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a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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