I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Life is so much better after having sex.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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