I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
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I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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