Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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