I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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