I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
His hands were made for my vagina.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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