It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
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I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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