so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
how does that bad decision feel?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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