you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Randomize
