great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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