i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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