I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
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Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain