Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
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His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
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im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You ate ashes out of my bong