No stitches, just platelets and will power
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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