and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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