i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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